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~Hullo there person who accidentally clicked on my blog c: im just your average penguin, surfing the world wide web
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cutesy:

pikachu whats wrong

pemsylvania:

"a few times ive been around that track" gwen stefani sings as she runs the mile at her high school track meet. go gwen. 

s-t-a-r-f-o-x:

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

(Source: chatotai)

sugapieissofly:

theresadiamondunderthedust:

If you don’t like this movie, you’ve never seen it or you’re lying.

(Source: gerrymanderer)

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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cosettefauchelevents:

what if they took west side story and made a version where it was set in verona in the 1400s and instead of gangs there are two powerful italian families. i just think that would be really cool

(Source: jonflanagans)

redsuspenders:

PEPIS

yungterra:

yungterra:

There are memes on the Xbox avatar marketplace

I’m sorry but I have to make a note that this is the single most terrifying thing I have ever recorded on my mobile cellular device and I’d like to see any horror director create something more chilling

d0nn0:

fieryfruit:

"stop changing your mind and choose"

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you’re welcome mobile bloggers

is this what Robin Thicke sees

whiteboyfriend:

i just want someone who will text me every 10 minutes and be ok with the fact im a 7

unbadger:

senpaidave:

[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO GO TO BED]

captainmurrca:

physics-and-fiction:

The full list of upcoming marvel projects which can be found on IMDb. There is a distinct lack of hulk here. However there are lots that I’m really happy about.

#25 COULD MEAN BUDAPEST

sh4ne:

robin thicke

(Source: sabona)